Minka Kelly vs. Leighton Meester: Round Two

I feel like I should have titled this post the awkwardness because that's honestly what these photos are ALL about. You'd think after shooting a movie together these two would at least be able to photograph without looking like one of them was about to hurl on the other; however, it would seem that, that is not the case. Observe the putrid disgust. I have to say  from these photos Minka Kelly does looking pretty f*ing annoying, plus let's face it- Leighton is adorable, she can sing AND move her forehead- WINNER! (and not in the Charlie Sheen sense).

I also feel some irony that this is probably my meanest entry yet and my blog is titled "how to be lovely"... I know there's nothing nice about mocking people who can't move their face. Okay, okay- sorry. I know there's nothing nice about making fun of people that you don't know BUT there's something about her (pretty much her face) that I don't like. And I feel the need to express that. Don't judge.... fine, judge!

I thought I'd start off with this one as it appears that they can actually tolerate being near each other in this one and Minka doesn't overly resemble a wax figure (a pretty amazing feat for her)

 And the wax figure emerges... honestly you could tell me that Leighton was standing next to a wax figure at Madame Tussaud's and I would have totally believed you. I think Leighton would have as well because she looks fairly surprised in later photos that Minka can move.

 Does anyone else think that Derek Jeter just imbued a wax doll with loads of spunk and now it can move?.... slightly. Honestly check out that forehead NO range of motion. I'd say that would be a bit of a occupational hazard being an actress buuuuuut she's not really an actress is she. Let's be honest.

 I like this one. The blur makes it look like the wax might be slightly melting.

 Oh my goodness! It can talk

 Kay, probably one of the most awkward photo call photos EVER. Firstly, Minka- what's with the leg?! We get that you can move but unless you're Jessica Rabbit or a thirteen year old girl smooching George Clooney (or a more age appropriate option).... I hiked leg is just too corny for words... and it's kind of just super weird when it's occurring as a result of touching/ holding someone who distinctly appears to want to get away from you STAT. Secondly, she looks like she's gripping onto Leighton for dear life- probably because she senses she wants to escape.

Oh wow, Minka you've topped the previous one. You're right. Blake did want to escape.... so you decided you would try to kiss her (little word to the wise, kiss THEN leg pop- but we'll cut you some slack because you are a wax work come to life and that alone is admirable). Blake's entire body language is just fantastic. There's not one bone in her tiny body that's not trying to get as far away from Minka as humanly possible. Note, I have not seen the roomate but I do understand the irony that in the film Leighton's character is obsessed with Mika's character... while in real life Minka seems to be obsessed with Leighton... only to be horribly spurned in front of millions. Amazing.

Hilary Duff: A Tale of Plastic Surgery

So I saw this picture today in the paper and it occurred to me..... is Hilary Duff's face morphing into Jennifer Lopez's? I'm just not sure BUT I know that I loved it.... up to a point. Also where did those thunder thighs come from?!

And if you're screaming: "That's not Hilary Duff".... well quite yourselves my loves.... IT IS. True story. But it's not that shocking because her face has been changing for awhile and I won't life I luuuurve the changes. They have been a definite improvement although not exactly subtle. 

So this was the Hilary Duff that we Disney fiends and fans of Lizzie McGuire knew and loved. 

But then her face started changing. There appears that there was a rhinoplasty in which she built up her bridge, veneers (which you can see from the 2005 picture were quite large but then she had them filed down between 2005 and 2008). I also think that she enjoyed fillers, botox and perhaps injectable jell around her jaw to build up her jaw line. 

In this photo the change in her nose appears clearly. Her bridge has been undoubtedly built up and the tip was significantly refined. It also shows the difference under her eyes which is likely the result of a combination of miso therapy and fillers (I had both under my eyes and experienced similar results). It also appears that she had botox in the creases of her eyes.

The photo above clearly shows when her veneers were filled down to eradicate the appearance of an overbite and make them appear more natural. 

I included the photo below not only because it offered a glimpse of her often hidden forehead but also because you can clearly see her jaw line. Although she has always had a strong jaw line the highly defined line is likely the result of gel fillers or even more likely a chin implant. 

Look at that forehead! So smooth, you could skate on it. True story.