Made in Brazil

Welcome to Made In Brazil.... believe it or not this is the edited version of the editorial.... as censored by me.  Not because there was any full frontal in the original (don't get excited now) but because some of it was just ever so slightly too homo- erotic. I know! And yet these made the cut! The editorial was for the November 2011 edition of 'Made in Brazil' and the photographer was Stewart Shining.

Francisco

So today I re-discovered my love for Francisco Lachowski..... and his unbelievably hotness. 

This photo is a portrait taken by Simon Procter this month and it is STUNNING.... as are his abs. Anyways get ready for some editorials featuring Francisco to come your way as I feel we've had far too many girls on this blog for too long. Time to reintroduce testosterone to my readers. Because, let's be honest- fashion is amazing, but men are still better..... particularly when they look like this...

Just a few more....

Kris had to see more. I'm sorry I couldn't stop him. Even my inner gay self is an unstoppable horn dog.

Having a massively gay moment over Francisco Lachowski

This post is dedicated to the gay man inside me because that man thinks Francisco Lachowski is very attractive. Why am I convinced that there is a gay man inside me? Have you seen this man's face! It is far too pretty for my tastes but the gay man inside me is allllllll over that shit. I am going to name him Kris and let me tell you he would very much like to ask Francisco out to dinner and then maybe some dancing. I feel like the date would need to take place in Miami. I'm thinking tanned bodies, glistening beads of sweat, unbuttoned shirts (displaying mahogany tans) and brightly colored chinos. Maybe even a sports jacks and pair of Stubbs- because Kris may be all man but he's listened to L'Oreal ads enough to know that he's worth it. Then maybe after dinner a quick dip in the pool- speedos of course. Kris wouldn't wear anything else. Pink because I'm flamboyant like that. Don't mock it embrace it. But if you do giggle.... be warned, Kris is built as fuck and ready to rumble. The only question is whether Francisco is gay? Does it matter?! In the delusion world in which Kris resides ALL the attractive men are gay (oh wait.... that's my world too).