For some reason this photo makes me want flat over the knee boots significantly less- how on earth could I ever pull them off if Gwynie the great can't?!

Gwyneth unleashes her inner (SUPER FIT) rock chick

I'm SO glad I joined a gym today. Because otherwise this photo might provoke tears of jealousy. How AMAZNG does Gwyneth look?!?!?! How flat is that stomach! How small are those legs. Get me to spin class STAT!

I need to go for a run.... stat

Gwyneth Paltrow was snapped on set today with Mark Ruffalo and I have to say I wish, wish, wish that I can look like her when I'm 39 actually fuck it I wish I looked like her now.... I need to go for a run tomorrow.... BADLY. 

First draft of my thesis is IN!

This is a MASSIVE apology for being mia over the last few days. I have literally been drowning in papers having JUST (applause not necessary!) submitted the first draft of my thesis. However, I have momentarily resurfaced for some air and to (of course) fulfill my posting duties so have not fear. 

Imagine this as me..... except with more clothes, the larger macbook pro and brown hair. True story.