Caught: Kim Zolciak trying to eat her newborn

Firstly..... let's just discuss the name.... Kroy Jagger.

Sooooooo..... Mick Jagger I'm sorry this must be painful and I feel for you.

Secondly KROY! It reminds me of some kind of fish. I'm thinking Carp but not. It's just.... not good.

Now I love babies and this is one f*ing cute baby but when you're a chain smoking, pussy licking, wig wearing, husband stealing, terrible single making, vile piece of Southern trash (aka. Kim Zolciak) you have got to give your kid a chance..... Naming the kid Kroy does not a chance make.

Now secondly.... the photo. She legit looks like she is going to smash this baby like a McDonalds happy meal and I'm frightened. I just picture her face (cigarette on lips) with the body of a hamster trying to eat her young and I'm terrified. I'm terrified because this is one cute baby and it shouldn't be looked at like a five ounce burger..... nor should it be named KROY Jagger....

"Shut Up, That Is So Stupid"- Nene, Real Housewives of Atlanta

So during my bed stricken Victoria day long weekend (or as I know like to refer to it- 'the weekend of the rhino') I have became obsessed with two shows (the second will be discussed in a later post, you know how I like to keep it- short and sweet like my puppy) one of them is The Real Housewives of Atlanta. That's right this readers! This little white girl had got herself a bit of jungle fever up in herrrrrr. 

Anyways on the episode I juuuust watched Nene (my favorite character) just had a rhinoplasty! Honestly I feel like I started a new trend, or perhaps its just topical at the moment BUT I am definitely not a trend follower (don't even suggest it!). Not only did Nene get a rhinoplasty but she has been on the TOP of her game lately ♥ it girl!