Things that frighten me....

Sooooo..... the ass eclipses continue

So yesterday I spoke of my fear of Kim Kardashian ass(sets).... today I am rallying for the same cause but a different perpetrator. Serena Williams attended the ESPY awards last night.... and so did her ass.... and her boobs. I would be surprised if they weren't awarded their own invitations considering their sheer size. I'm actually frightened. More than that though.... has she never heard the adage boobs OR legs.... not both and definitely not if a massive eclipse worthy ass is thrown into the milieu.