Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tony Romo and Candace Crawford's wedding: the tape that will undoubtedly be getting Jessica Simpson back into her fat jeans- stat

If Jessice Simpson isn't crying over a tub of Rocky Road right now I would be SHOCKED.

Tony Romo and Candace Crawford have released a video from their wedding that has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever had the pleasure of viewing. I will start off saying that the production quality is amazing..... but basically the good ends there and it becomes pretty cringe at that point. The whole thing is set to Coldplay, there's a lot of close ups and tears, some random pervy shots of shaving and makeup being airbrushed on and then just a whole lot of tack that wouldn't be out of place on 'My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding'.... the white car, the cake, the confetti..... I don't know what the wedding planner was on but after watching this he has got to be smarting from the come down.

The worst bit is I don't know if they intended it to be released but the only speech that is included in the entire four minutes is one from Tony waxing poetic about the fact that he knew immediately that Candace would be his wife and that she was physically and internally what he had always imagined.... It's pretty much the verbal equivalent of a high kick to anyone else he'd ever dated. It would be insensitive if accompanied by other speeches... but existing alone as it does it not only seems insensitive but intentional. If not by Tony by whoever did the editing, they clearly thought this would be a hilarious (if not callous) statement to make.