This post charges Gabriella Ellis (from the show 'Made in Chelsea') of Birkin abuse. This charged is based on her incessant toteage of one bright green Birkin bag. This court contends that this bag is being seriously abused through such incessant toteage and it is entitled to a much deserved period of respite from her arm or alternatively compensation (both from overuse and as a result of pain and suffering caused by its atrocious coloring coupled with the horrifically cheap outfits that it is paired with).
This court would also suggest that future Birkin owners have to take a licensing test to prove that they will not operate their Birkin in a similar manner, arguably causing grievous bodily harm to both the bag and society as a whole.
The evidence is presented below for your consideration.
